she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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