Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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