we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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