After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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