Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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