she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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