Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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