Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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