I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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