Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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