Are we in a gay sports bar?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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