We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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