Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think