It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need moral support for this bender
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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