I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
