Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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