It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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