There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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