I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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