i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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