Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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