At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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