Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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