you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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