I hate all girls vehemently.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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