there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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