I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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