ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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