Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
vagina is talking i cant
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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