White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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