Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize