so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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