windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
