I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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