I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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