Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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