this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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