I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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