Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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