I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
