id be glad to
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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