how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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