question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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