why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
