is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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