That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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