Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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