i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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