NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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