all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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