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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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