with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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