If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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