That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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