There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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