Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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