Please, let me fuck your mom
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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