we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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