You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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